http://getsciencedone.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] getsciencedone.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] prpl_assistant 2011-09-12 11:58 pm (UTC)

[And her voice is just terse and business like now. But less hate filled. Caroline is reminding her they need to be polite even with idiots. /that is no offence to Miss. Pauling, but Caroline needs to calm GLaDOS down somehow/]

My name is GLaDOS. Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System.

You're in Mayfield. We don't know how or why we're here. But we are. Impossible things happen here, an example being an AI in a human body.

People come from all sorts of different worlds here. If you die you'll just wake up in bed the next day. The town loops so we can't leave. And once a month the town enjoys torturing us by locking us in rooms with idiots or making us drink poison.

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