prpl_assistant | Memo 001: Meet the Assistant.

I'm afraid you're not the only one, Miss. Welcome to Mayfield, not that it's really a place you should welcome anyone to.

What do you mean I'm not the only one? Are there others who are held captive here as well? Do you happen to know a way out of this place? I can't afford to be kidnapped, I've got to get to work or I'll really get it from my employer!

I'm afraid everyone here has been kidnapped--well, everyone who isn't a drone or running this place. There's no way out as far as any of us know.

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You should always introduce yourself first, yes?

Are...are you the one who kidnapped me?

Don't be silly. I would know your name if I had been the one, yes?

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Yes, everyone here has.

(The phone nearly slips from her fingers when she hears the eerily familiar voice over the line.)

A-a-a-administrator! I, you, I mean, are you alright!?

[Now that's surprising.]

.....do I know you?

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(He's making breakfast when he hears the crash. Huh, new arrival time already? He figures whoever his new wife is, she'll need some time to calm down, so he just stays where he is and starts cooking more food.)

[In the end, Miss Pauling takes 20 minutes before she stumbles downstairs, still very, very confused. She's, for once, not wearing anything purple, and instead is wearing a lavender shirt with a blue skirt. She's wearing the new glasses she found as well, having given up locating her usual ones.

It was bad enough that she wakes up in a bad that does not belong to her (she's not that kind of girl!!). Things get even more complicated when she hears sound coming from the kitchen.]

H-hello? Who's there?

[Secretly though, she grabs one of the ornaments lying around the house and lays in wait around the corner. If this person has kidnapped her, than he is going to pay for making her late for work. The moment he steps out of the kitchen, she's going to bring the piece of house decor right down on his head.]

(That sounded like...

No, it couldn't be.

But it didn't seem very likely that either Spy would use that voice as a disguise given what just happened recently (http://mayfield-logs.livejournal.com/161107.html). He stays where he is and calls back:)

Come on in, brekkie will be ready in a tick.

(Good thing he has a knife in hand, just in case.)

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[That voice is kind of familiar. Scout thinks it over a moment before answering.]

Sorta. Hey, do I know you?

[Well, she definitely knew who that was. ]

Mr. McCann, this is Miss Pauling speaking. And I definitely would be glad for some answers.

Pauling! The hell, now yer here? That's a long story, sister, but pretty much? Yeah, ya been kidnapped 'n' dragged to pretty much the suckiest place on earth.

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Yeah, yeah.

Why should any'uhus care if you've been kidnapped or not, huh, lady?

[This Scout doesn't recognize her voice right away, and since he can't SEE her, he has no idea if she's a 'hot babe' or not.
He's just going to be his smartass self for the moment.]

One reason being that I'm the one who sends your performance reports to the Administrator, Mr.Jones. If she doesn't get them in time, neither will you get your salary.

[Miss Pauling definitely knows who's on the other side of the phone; his constant yakking with the Director and his flirting with her are still incidents fresh in her mind.

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Oui, you 'ave been, in zhe oddest sense. 'Ow are you faring, mademoiselle?

I'm doing fine, thanks for asking. This IS the RED Spy, right? The kidnappers must certainly be very clever if they can trap you here. Were you just kidnapped like me?

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phone -> action;

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A lot of people here have been kidnapped, I don't think it's to much to worry about though. It's interesting, or at least as long as you get along with the people in your house it's fine.

I'm afraid that I have a very important job back home that I can't afford to take days off for. Have the kidnappers ransomed any of the prisoners back, Ms...?

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That's because you have. Welcome to town.

Are you the one who kidnapped me?

(She keeps her voice carefully guarded, determined to find out first whether this was a friend or a foe that she was speaking to.

Or rather, an ally or an enemy.)

Pardon me, but is this Ms.Webb I'm speaking to?

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