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Miss Pauling ([personal profile] prpl_assistant) wrote2011-09-12 11:56 am
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Memo 001: Meet the Assistant.

A. Action for 1337 Benny Road.

[The first thing Miss Pauling notes when she opens her eyes is how bright the bedroom is. She shuts her eyes tightly, having not yet readjusted to the light. However, when she opens them up again, she immediately notes something else.

The walls around her weren't coloured purple.

Confused, she reaches for her glasses at the bedside table, only to note that they weren't her usual optic wear either. They were just the wrong shape.]

That's strange, where are my glasses...?

[Her hands fumbled around for her familiar pair of spectacles, until she accidentally knocked over the lamp with a resounding smash.]

Ooops.

B. Phone

Hello? Is there anyone there? I...I think I've been kidnapped!

[identity profile] haveaplan.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad I was a 'elp.

Boi them from th' gun store.

(The Sniper owns pretty much every variety of gun sold there--most of it's small arms, but there's the occasional shotgun and hand cannon.)

[identity profile] haveaplan.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. They only sell t' blokes, though.

Sure. Cook wotever you loike. I've got work t'day, so I'll be at the school at (Address). Come in through the back way and I'll let you in.

[identity profile] haveaplan.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome t' any 'f the guns I already 'ave, but if there's something else you'd loike, let me know and I'll see wot I can do.

(Nods.)

Alroight.