Miss Pauling (
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Memo 001: Meet the Assistant.
A. Action for 1337 Benny Road.
[The first thing Miss Pauling notes when she opens her eyes is how bright the bedroom is. She shuts her eyes tightly, having not yet readjusted to the light. However, when she opens them up again, she immediately notes something else.
The walls around her weren't coloured purple.
Confused, she reaches for her glasses at the bedside table, only to note that they weren't her usual optic wear either. They were just the wrong shape.]
That's strange, where are my glasses...?
[Her hands fumbled around for her familiar pair of spectacles, until she accidentally knocked over the lamp with a resounding smash.]
Ooops.
B. Phone
Hello? Is there anyone there? I...I think I've been kidnapped!
[The first thing Miss Pauling notes when she opens her eyes is how bright the bedroom is. She shuts her eyes tightly, having not yet readjusted to the light. However, when she opens them up again, she immediately notes something else.
The walls around her weren't coloured purple.
Confused, she reaches for her glasses at the bedside table, only to note that they weren't her usual optic wear either. They were just the wrong shape.]
That's strange, where are my glasses...?
[Her hands fumbled around for her familiar pair of spectacles, until she accidentally knocked over the lamp with a resounding smash.]
Ooops.
B. Phone
Hello? Is there anyone there? I...I think I've been kidnapped!
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-never mind. Would it still be alright for you to come over, Mr.Spy?
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Mais, oui. When would you like me to drop by, Mademoiselle Pauling?
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[ooc: Want to action it here or set something else up? Or just handwave it haha]
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phone -> action;
All dressed up in his uniform so she can recognize him, Spy knocks on the familiar door of 1337 Benny Road.]
Re: phone -> action;
Mr.Spy, am I glad to see you. Please come in and take a seat.
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[Goes to sit at the table, hooking a leg over his knee.]
I 'ave brought zhe notes I 'ave collected zhus far. It 'as zhe basic information, but 'as not been updated since March, I believe.
[He holds out the introductory letter (http://buildstherobots.livejournal.com/12857.html) and a map of the town.]
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Thank you very much, Spy. It's clear that this town's a lot more dangerous than it looks.
How have you been holding up?
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Do you 'ave any ozzer questions zhat were not answered by zhat sheet?
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Yes, actually. I'd like to know about the rest of the RED team, and the BLU team, if possible. How has everyone else been faring here, have there been any changes in behavior, what they are up to, and so on.
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I can give you information about bozh Pyros, your "'usband", and a bit on zhe ozzer BLU members, Medic, Scout, and Spy.
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And I'd definitely like to hear what you have to say about them.
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Zhe RED Pyro lives wizh me. She is stuck as a 'ousewife and often gets restless. She must 'ave some sort of flame on 'er at all times and is prone to violence and general unpleasantness. She does not like to be alone unless specified.
Zhe RED Sniper is razzer mundane. I know many personal facts, some of which you may also know, and I would not like to tell you wizout 'is permission. 'Ere in Mayfield 'e spends most of 'is time in zhe shooting range or at 'ome, if not at work. 'E is razzer paranoid, always looking for M. Bleu, and 'e is very cautious when it comes to zhe town's tricks. 'E 'as been 'ere for a year at least, if I recall correctly.
[He takes a sip of the water with a quiet, "merci."] Are you keeping up?
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The Spy's reluctance to tell her about the RED Sniper's personal facts strikes her as slightly odd; the Spy seemed perfectly happy to spill the beans on the RED Pyro, and she is fairly certain that the Spy and the Sniper, while cordial with each other, weren't exactly best buddies back in their world. And how does the RED Spy know about those personal facts, but not the ones related to the Pyros?
Her expression never changes, but she's gotten a bit suspicious of things. Nevertheless, she'll play it cool for now.)
Got it.
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You do know about zhat, oui? Zhe droning?
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Have there been any of the RED or BLU team who have been droned?
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I believe I was droned once, but I do not recall properly. Zhere was a week where I do not remember anyzhing, so zhe only explanation to zhat was being droned.
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Since we're on the topic though, I'd just like to put this out first; if you're ever droned, Mr.Spy, and you're coming after me, I may have to kill you. Likewise, if the same ever happens to me, you're welcome to stab me in the back.
How about the BLU Spy? What has he been up to?
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I understand zhe circumstances, mademoiselle, do not worry. [As he says this, he slumps a little, his smile tired.
He shrugs.] Nozzing of great importance, as far as I know. 'E goes around in a civilian guise, so 'e may be able to cause mischief. 'E 'as also regained quite a few of 'is weapons, so 'e is razzer dangerous-- but only if provoked.
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(She notes the slump, and wonders whether he's alright. There's a flicker of concern in her eyes that vanishes soon though.)
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[He downs the rest of the water and takes a quick look around the house. At least Sniper won't have to tie up his "wife" anymore...]
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(She suddenly looks around her carefully before she leans in closer to him.)
There's a reason why I wanted to speak to you face to face actually.
(Her voice is low and urgent, and she's got a completely serious face on.)
I know that while we're here, you do not have any obligation to carry out anything I say, but...I would like to ask for your assistance in some matters. I called you here because I was worried that the phone could potentially be bugged.
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Oh Spy, y u so nice?
Forever a gentleman, hohoho.
Shouldn't it be hon hon hon?
Shoosh. /pap
Re: Shoosh. /pap
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