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prpl_assistant) wrote2011-09-12 11:56 am
prpl_assistant) wrote2011-09-12 11:56 am
Memo 001: Meet the Assistant.
A. Action for 1337 Benny Road.
[The first thing Miss Pauling notes when she opens her eyes is how bright the bedroom is. She shuts her eyes tightly, having not yet readjusted to the light. However, when she opens them up again, she immediately notes something else.
The walls around her weren't coloured purple.
Confused, she reaches for her glasses at the bedside table, only to note that they weren't her usual optic wear either. They were just the wrong shape.]
That's strange, where are my glasses...?
[Her hands fumbled around for her familiar pair of spectacles, until she accidentally knocked over the lamp with a resounding smash.]
Ooops.
B. Phone
Hello? Is there anyone there? I...I think I've been kidnapped!
[The first thing Miss Pauling notes when she opens her eyes is how bright the bedroom is. She shuts her eyes tightly, having not yet readjusted to the light. However, when she opens them up again, she immediately notes something else.
The walls around her weren't coloured purple.
Confused, she reaches for her glasses at the bedside table, only to note that they weren't her usual optic wear either. They were just the wrong shape.]
That's strange, where are my glasses...?
[Her hands fumbled around for her familiar pair of spectacles, until she accidentally knocked over the lamp with a resounding smash.]
Ooops.
B. Phone
Hello? Is there anyone there? I...I think I've been kidnapped!
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...like Lithuania and Russia?
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I'd say it's impossible, but we're living in a town that defies any explanation.
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(Miss Pauling's feeling a bit shocked by now, given the fact that she's just spoken to two countries. When she speaks again, her voice is still a little weak.)
Are any of the people from these different worlds dangerous?
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In general there's not really much you can do to tell though.
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[Also her friend, but shush, that is a lie.]
Though to be honest, it's more the people who live here normally that you should avoid. The milkman, the mayor...ect..
Oh and the Smith family. Stay away from all of them.
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Right, I've got all of that.
Would you happen to also know someone who can provide me with more information regarding Mayfield? I've heard of the pamphlet going around, but I'd like to broaden my sources.
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Oh and also someone named Wheatley. He's...I wouldn't say harmless, but the biggest idiot who ever lived would be a good title.
I'd ask around. There's the pamphlet and some people have been here a very long time and don't mind talking.
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