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Miss Pauling ([personal profile] prpl_assistant) wrote2011-09-12 11:56 am
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Memo 001: Meet the Assistant.

A. Action for 1337 Benny Road.

[The first thing Miss Pauling notes when she opens her eyes is how bright the bedroom is. She shuts her eyes tightly, having not yet readjusted to the light. However, when she opens them up again, she immediately notes something else.

The walls around her weren't coloured purple.

Confused, she reaches for her glasses at the bedside table, only to note that they weren't her usual optic wear either. They were just the wrong shape.]

That's strange, where are my glasses...?

[Her hands fumbled around for her familiar pair of spectacles, until she accidentally knocked over the lamp with a resounding smash.]

Ooops.

B. Phone

Hello? Is there anyone there? I...I think I've been kidnapped!

[identity profile] retardantflame.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
A while. A month 'n' a half from my perspective, not sure about outside. The days get longer the longer ya stay here, unfortunately. I expect I'll be here a while, anyway. [Sigh.]

[identity profile] retardantflame.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty well, I think. Not bad, in any case. Sometimes the people here get fuckin' on yer nerves, though. Eugh.

How are you takin' it?

[identity profile] retardantflame.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
'S far's I know, only the Milkman, but I dunno if anyone ever sees him. I don't think that anyone's got a vendetta on ya, so ya should be fine, I think.

[identity profile] retardantflame.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well. Some funny shit can come down these pipes, so if I'm bored I like to listen to 'em. 'N yer welcome.

[identity profile] retardantflame.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You too.