prpl_assistant | Memo 001: Meet the Assistant.

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Memo 001: Meet the Assistant.

A. Action for 1337 Benny Road.

[The first thing Miss Pauling notes when she opens her eyes is how bright the bedroom is. She shuts her eyes tightly, having not yet readjusted to the light. However, when she opens them up again, she immediately notes something else.

The walls around her weren't coloured purple.

Confused, she reaches for her glasses at the bedside table, only to note that they weren't her usual optic wear either. They were just the wrong shape.]

That's strange, where are my glasses...?

[Her hands fumbled around for her familiar pair of spectacles, until she accidentally knocked over the lamp with a resounding smash.]

Ooops.

B. Phone

Hello? Is there anyone there? I...I think I've been kidnapped!

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...how much do you know about this whole place, Mr.Spy? I might want to meet you to collect this information.

Not much, I am afraid. You may find more information from someone who 'as been 'ere longer.

Mais, if you would allow me to see your beautiful face, mademoiselle, I can give you as much as I 'ave.

That would be much appreciated, Mr.Spy. Could I meet you at my...I guess my house? I'm currently lodging at 1337 Benny Road.

...Wait a moment-- do you reside wizh mon ch-- ah, I mean zhe RED Sniper?

I think I do. According to what others have told me, I'm apparently his "wife" here in Mayfield. I mean, his fake wife, while we're stuck here.

(Spy should be able to detect how uncomfortable she is with the whole arrangement.)

Oui, if you live wizh 'im, I am afraid zhat is zhe condition you must abide by. Mais, you are lucky.

Why? Is ther-

-never mind. Would it still be alright for you to come over, Mr.Spy?

[He'll leave her alone this time. She'll find out sooner or later.]

Mais, oui. When would you like me to drop by, Mademoiselle Pauling?

Whenever it's convenient for you, Mr.Spy.

Well, zhen I suppose I could stop by now, if zhat is not too much trouble.

It's definitely not a trouble at all, and would be much appreciated Mr.Spy. Thank you very much.

It is my pleasure, mademoiselle. A bientot.

[ooc: Want to action it here or set something else up? Or just handwave it haha]

((OOC: We could action it here, if that's not against the rules and OK. Just start a new comment, right?))

[He waits for a goodbye on her end before hanging up. He yells something in the house about leaving, certain that Pyro will meet Pauling sooner or later, before he departs.

All dressed up in his uniform so she can recognize him, Spy knocks on the familiar door of 1337 Benny Road.]

(She's really relieved to see him in his uniform actually. She'd just prepared some simple breakfast for her drone kids, seeing as she'd nothing to do, and it was really quite scary how the how place was set up as if she'd lived her entire life in Mayfield before.)

Mr.Spy, am I glad to see you. Please come in and take a seat.

Please, mademoiselle, call me Spy. Zhere is no need for silly titles like zhat.

[Goes to sit at the table, hooking a leg over his knee.]

I 'ave brought zhe notes I 'ave collected zhus far. It 'as zhe basic information, but 'as not been updated since March, I believe.

[He holds out the introductory letter (http://buildstherobots.livejournal.com/12857.html) and a map of the town.]

(She takes it from him and flips through it quickly.)

Thank you very much, Spy. It's clear that this town's a lot more dangerous than it looks.

How have you been holding up?

[He shrugs.] Well enough, I suppose. I 'ave yet to die, which counts for somezhing, I would say.

Do you 'ave any ozzer questions zhat were not answered by zhat sheet?

(She places a glass of water in front of him before she asks her question.)

Yes, actually. I'd like to know about the rest of the RED team, and the BLU team, if possible. How has everyone else been faring here, have there been any changes in behavior, what they are up to, and so on.

I am afraid I 'ave not been doing my job as well as I should. I 'ave been pursuing ozzer zhings in zhe time I 'ave been 'ere, so I am not as up to date as I should be.

I can give you information about bozh Pyros, your "'usband", and a bit on zhe ozzer BLU members, Medic, Scout, and Spy.

That's alright. Staying alive should be your number one priority here, after all.

And I'd definitely like to hear what you have to say about them.

Well, zhe BLU Pyro is unaware of my location and it will continue as such, but I know zhat 'e lives on 1490 Kramden Road. 'E never stays 'ome-- at least, not for more zhan a few hours. 'Is "wife", Ilsa Higa, manages to keep 'im at 'ome some'ow. I am lead to believe zhey are at least friends. 'E is often out during late hours, which I assume is due to insomnia.

Zhe RED Pyro lives wizh me. She is stuck as a 'ousewife and often gets restless. She must 'ave some sort of flame on 'er at all times and is prone to violence and general unpleasantness. She does not like to be alone unless specified.

Zhe RED Sniper is razzer mundane. I know many personal facts, some of which you may also know, and I would not like to tell you wizout 'is permission. 'Ere in Mayfield 'e spends most of 'is time in zhe shooting range or at 'ome, if not at work. 'E is razzer paranoid, always looking for M. Bleu, and 'e is very cautious when it comes to zhe town's tricks. 'E 'as been 'ere for a year at least, if I recall correctly.

[He takes a sip of the water with a quiet, "merci."] Are you keeping up?

(She just writes everything down the RED Spy says quickly. It's a relief that none of the BLUs got stuck with the REDs; she wouldn't want to deal with breaking up the friendship if that ever happened.)

The Spy's reluctance to tell her about the RED Sniper's personal facts strikes her as slightly odd; the Spy seemed perfectly happy to spill the beans on the RED Pyro, and she is fairly certain that the Spy and the Sniper, while cordial with each other, weren't exactly best buddies back in their world. And how does the RED Spy know about those personal facts, but not the ones related to the Pyros?

Her expression never changes, but she's gotten a bit suspicious of things. Nevertheless, she'll play it cool for now.)

Got it.

[He nods.] While I 'ave conversed wizh zhe BLU Scout, I do not know much besides zhe fact zhat 'e as also been 'ere for a while. 'E 'as gained many of 'is weapons back in 'is time 'ere. 'E also 'as a position as a police officer of zhe town, which means zhat 'e will seek out trouble makers while 'e is droned.

You do know about zhat, oui? Zhe droning?

Yes, I have. It...it sounds very bad. You lose sense of who you are, and you start to think that everything Mayfield tells you is true.

Have there been any of the RED or BLU team who have been droned?

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